Customer: NICKNAME. MEANS ENDEARING
DMV: BOOB
Verdict: DENIED
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This makes it look like every time they had a child the curse slowly grew stronger until they were coming out fully cats
@identifying-cars-in-posts this one might be really hard but you've done fictional cars before
1996-2002 Chevrolet Express/GMC Savanna
OK, I don't think you don't really do this but I would love if you explained your process behind this one, like what's the trail you follow to get to your conclusion??? I'm begging you to explain to us mortals!
I don’t usually, and my basic catch-all rundown of how i do it is in my pinned, but given it’s probably gonna be a second before i open my asks again i’ll give a quick run through of this one. (do not mistake this for setting a precedent, im just bored at the moment. i will not regularly be replying to stuff like this outside of asks) it was, weirdly, super obvious to me and i recognized it immediately, because there aren’t a ton of transit vans (which you can tell this is because you can see how long the interior is) with the taillights set that far up the rear of the vehicle, and i’ve seen so many of these 90s-early 2000s chevy express vans that i just recognize the taillight stack, with the turn signal at the bottom and the long narrow brake light flowing into the black trim with the divots. they’re so common around where i’ve lived, i’ve been stuck behind dozens of them in traffic. i did this id while walking to get a red bull on a break from work and there were two of this generation of chevy van parked within view of my job when i stepped out.
some of the ids, especially when it’s something like a close-up or an interior, i have to rely on using google lens, or if there’s a visible logo somewhere i go on a google image hunt, but a majority of the ones like this one or this jeep wrangler i snagged recently (i recognized the position of the spare wheel reflected in the rear window and the shape of the window hinge) really are just from a database of highly specific car design details that exists in my weird little brain. details like this that most people don’t even notice just tend to stick with me. so there’s some insight into how these work!
tl;dr autism wins
So play like a noob? got it
You’re joking, but it actually is a popular theory in chess that a complete noob potentially can beat a master by confusing them - as the noob doesn’t know what they’re doing the master is unable to recognize which of valid strategies they’re pursuing and cannot deploy proper counterstrategy.
Chessmasters when their opponent doesn’t make one of the five approved optimal opening moves:
#used to do shit like this when we fenced#for real tho a newbie is way more of an issue than a master because WHAT are you doing???
I’m currently a fencing coach for a high school club and my least disciplined fencer routinely beats kids who have been fencing for 5-6 years because he’s just so unpredictable and messy that his opponents have no idea what to do.
I know what a master is doing, I just may not be faster than them. I know I’m faster than a newbie but hey what the fuck is happening?
I have, on rare occasions, won pokemon battles like this. I have no idea what the meta is, and just slap things together that sound cool. It’s fun when you win by taking someone completely off guard because “Who would run that?!” Idk man, the noob that just kicked your ass. I’m not smart enough for all these mind games that go into serious competitive pokemon, but I do know big laser go pew.
The Newbie Flail™ is the most terrifying attack imaginable.
its been about 10 years since she showed me this but i am STILL thinking about how my (then) 4 year old cousin drew birds
OBSESSED with this creature; she draws the body from above/below and the head from the side, with a giant eyeball that takes up the entire head and never looks in a specific direction. in a very old-fashioned sense: iconic
Yeah I would have guessed this was on some ancient pottery or something
I really thought these were one post, and I was like hmm, interesting conclusion, but sure. It makes enough sense
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Sorry Amtrak-kun. I fixed it
Thank you, I was just worried for you
Important discoveries being made over here.
oh my god😂
[audio transcription: So I’m sure we’ve all seen the videos recently of these things *squeezes the honking chicken several times* little chickens. Um. Well, so I discovered recently that if you pull the head off and then pull the noisemaker out it’s the right size that you can stick it in the end of a trombone mouthpiece. And then *deep breath* *the loudest, most horrible blatting noises* Yeah.]
Has science gone too far